Grocery Store Etiquette, It's Becoming Rare To Find In Any Isle.

I'm just dumbfounded by the 50 something year old couple In cute, matching outfits & matching masks I saw In the Meat Department yesterday. The meat display looked like the Butcher had just restocked the selection to capacity & the couple looked well organized & contentious too with their matching masks.

My respiratory therapist tells me not to wear a mask with my COPD, to avoid germs building up & causing a respiratory Infection. Since they were courteous enough to wear masks In public, I wanted to show the same courtesy by staying back 6' while they made their selection.

Then they went Into action, The lady says, "Oh look honey" & proceeds to point to the price by rubbing it with one fingertip. The husband walks over & rubs the sticker too with his single fingertip, I couldn't help but think, What's with the finger touching, Is the pricing In Braille?

Then the guy starts picking up the top selection & places it in the fold of his elbow while he feels the next price & stacks It there too, While he's stacking them 5 or 6 high, the wife had moved on down the counter & was "Feeling out" the prices on other type meats.

By now, I had to look back at the guy, I was curious to see If his stack had gotten high enough for him to try to maintain balance by holding It down with his Chin. Nope, he had set that stack down & was doing his thing with the next stack over.

It took everything I had In me not to tell him, Hey buddy, why don't you shove a pack down the front of your pants to see how It feels on your stomach too but I was too afraid he would take me literally.

Now I'm looking on confused as to whether those were Masks or Blindfolds? Finally I said enough with the distancing & stepped ahead of the woman. I wanted to select my Chicken before It got Molested.